Sunday, July 5, 2009

Haikus

Its the 4th you know
Don't blow your hand off tonight
Hospitals all full.

Sloppy Joes are good
I just want to keep eating
Tummy is all full.

Drink beer its tasty
Head spin probably fall down
Advice is drink beer.

Turkoglu why man?
Go to Toronto for cash?
Never win again.

Late night TV fun
Watch Mike Tyson kill people
Nothing else to watch.

Food food food food food
Eat eat eat eat eat eat eat
Okay now I'm fat.

If you are a cat
Jump out of building nine lives
Glad I'm not a cat.

Don't read our dumb blog.
If you read it at own risk
Will lose all brain cells.

Some things are stupid.
Does everyone agree yes?
This blog is stupid.

5 comments:

  1. TURK COULDA BEENA A CONTENDAAAAH

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  2. Was the second one purposely invalid, just to emphasize the "illiteracy" of this blog?

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  3. Aaron, you are clearly too smart for this blog.

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