I'm watching a WNBA game right now.
Did David Stern threaten to take the NBA games to VS if ESPN didn't air WNBA games?
Seattle Storm tickets! Plenty, no PLENTY of great seats available.
If they followed the NFL rule of not showing empty seats on camera this whole game would be filmed with a 90 mm zoom lens. They'd have to shoot this game with a camera in the ball.
The arena is so quiet I can hear the refs talking to each other word for word. The crowd noise tells me that no one is paying attention to the game.
And for the most part, I'm enjoying it.
The question I have, what programming are they funneling us towards by airing this? It's like when they show figure skating during the playoff games.
Looking around, I see ESPN was running WSP. Do people still watch that? What did ESPN air before the World Series of Poker? Why no more strong man competition?
Why can't I find my remote? Who's that girl player who everyone says is great? Why isn't she on my tv?
I'm going to get up and change the channel.
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Candace Parker is pretty hot, I think.
ReplyDeleteDidn't one of them just get busted for DUI?
ReplyDeleteCandace Parker is married to Sheldon "Forehead" Williams HAHAHAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteI think Sue Bird is hot. And she's on the Storm.
And I just punched myself in the face repeatedly for knowing the above two facts.
they could shoot the game from above with the viewpoint being only as wide/tall as the court is. that way you would only see the court and not all 45,000 empty seats.
ReplyDeleteAll the players should be naked.
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I don't think we have to worry much about profits for google ad sense for awhile
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Agreed with Jeremy.
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This sounds epic. However, I literally have no money to contribute, which makes me feel sad.
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I am poor. I'll try begging for a few pennies on the street.
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Make a sign that says,
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I've always wanted to try prostitution...
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And I'm dead serious about the Adsense ad-clicking.
ReplyDeleteAnd about this post: I say they just put up walls in between the seats and the court, so that the cameras can't possibly show empty seats. As for the people in the seats with their views obstructed by these walls - well, it's not like anyone was watching anyways.
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Maybe if we get a lot more traffic at some point....
I don't think adsense is a great idea. Let's just concentrate on keeping this thing active for awhile before we start arguing about who gets more pennies than someone else.
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly.
ReplyDeleteWe still need to advertise on PT, though.
Jeremy, you're just saying that because you know I deserve it all. After all, I am the founder.
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My lair is underwater in the North Pole. Good luck reaching me.
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ReplyDelete*shot in head*
55th comment on a WNBA post!
ReplyDeleteKeep it going baby
ReplyDelete