A few things I need to address...

So there's this thing called "invisible language". I was toying around with it to see if I could decode it, and then slyly used it here and there to test its effects. I am telling you this secret because I am 100% sure you won't be able to read it. It's nearly impossible to figure out how to write, and even impossibler to read. Why am I writing in invisible language if I want to address some of the very, very many issues with our blog? Why not? It's not like anyone would listen to me if I was writing in Engish. They'd just call me illatearate. So invisible language it is.

1. As stupid as I think Twitter is, I think it's great that CollegeWolf can go over there and tell everybody about his workout routine. But why do we need to hear about it on our illuterut blog? This makes no sense to me. Maybe you should spend more time at the gym, and less time breaking my heart.

2. Seriously, down with the header. It's enormous, bright, and disturbing. And is that Chris Perry in the 'O'? I'd be more than happy to make more art for our blog if need be.

3. Maybe BBC should try writing in invisible language. We all know how much he hates the color black...

4. Lastly, and most importantly, I'm going to complain about how pointless this site has become. I remember when I first started on this illatarot blog, we always had thoughtful, meticulous discussions about mature topics, with excellent chemistry, and amazing discoveries. I was looking to become a millionaire when this site absolutely fell apart. Now we have just one incompetent staff member who calls himself "Jared", constant arguments, and a lot of users leaving our blog. And I'm not even making any money! This needs to be changed or else ilateronste blog will soon meet it's maker (Jared).