Saturday, July 18, 2009

How to make an Amazon review

Step Everything

Here are some examples:

The Dark Knight Limited Edition Soundtrack

"This CD is a very tremendous one. It has a dark feeling once more after 3 years. But, this is even containing darker feeling for me. In this soundtrack, all tracks are so good and well-made. Some track is very dark more like a dark chocolate. It has a very sad feeling, an intense feeling and exciting feeling. Overall, a great music CD and it's memorable."

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 [Widescreen Edition]

"This is a good movie. It brings a lot of happiness and tears. Three years ago, I watched the first series of this movie. This again, doesn't bring disappointment at all. It is a fully well-done movie. For the story, it is very touchy. For the acting, they are better than the first one especially for America Ferrera as Carmen. For the direction, it is all making sense and good. Finally, the visuals are good as well. Overall, great movie and I enjoyed it."

Wall-E Special Edition

"This movie is very good and memorable. It brings tears but not whole lot of happiness. I like this movie because it is now reflecting to our true reality of saving the earth. However, compared to the other movies, I would say that this movie is not really funny. In fact, it was a bit boring. There are some improvements. First, make more dialogues and second is to make more funny scenes. If these two elements are existing, it is going to be a lot better. But overall, it is a great movie but there are rooms for improvements."

Get Smart Soundtrack

"If you are smart, buy this movie's soundtrack. It is because it is so great and exciting. When I am listening, I will have the funny and the spying feelings. All the tracks are very great and decent. Just try, and you will like it."

Nobody does it better.

Guess what I saw today?

CW is lying about not being upset about his suspension. Guess what I caught him speech-bubbling today?

This is also my new Protrade logo, and will be FEATURED on my original blog. In case someone decides to mention anything about "tact", don't bother. Souls such as Knepp and myself do not know what that word means. If someone could post the definition as, say, a comment, that would be eXcellent (there I goes again).

Also, what?

Thursday, July 16, 2009

How many..

times has CW cried since his suspension? How many times has he promised to give Oski sexual favors if he lets him back on? Huh? How many times has he tried to tell himself that AX is just as good as PT, while constantly refreshing the forums when no one is on? All your comments have been deleted. I think you're banned, or something.

Hi CW, we are still supporting you?

Not as good as Bigface's

But I tried my best.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

It's 2AM

Do you know where your kids are at? Why is everyone still up? If anyone reads this post, I guarantee it will make you exponentially more retarded.

Three cheers for the most retarded blog in the world!!!

Gimme a 'R'
Gimme a 'E'
Gimme a 'T'
Gimme a 'E'
Gimme a 'R'
Gimme a 'D'
Gimme a 'E'
Gimme a 'D'

R-E-T-E-R-D-E-D, R-E-T-E-R-D-E-D, R-E-T-E-R-D-E-D, this blog is RETERDED!!!

Multiple random thoughts, why you are not my friend and why I should be on your watch list.

I'm too lazy and tired to construct a thoughtful, meticulous post, so I'm just going to start writing a list and see where it takes me. I have stripped you all of the joy found in each of my posts by avoiding this blog for a while, but all that has ended. Let the listing commence:

1. Let's forget that I called the Fielder win and take a look at who's the real story on today's headlines. Can you say "Brandon Inge"? I know I can. In fact, I said it 10 times yesterday, each after finding an out in the Home Run Derby, accompanying the phrases "Come on" and "What do you think you're doing" and "You suck". Nevertheless, I still love him with all my heart.

2. Where the freak did this kid come from? Watch out, he swears.

3. The ad. I can't find a single page on Protrade where it would show up. I refuse to continue working until my problems are resolved. And the problems of the ad, of course.


5. Did you know that Jared can read our posts as they are autosaved while we type? This is just creepy, and I am STRONGLY considering switching to AthleteXchange for this lack of privacy.

6. This marks the end of my list. I hope you enjoyed it more than Kowalski's post. Laterz.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

I saw Bruno

Yea, I laughed out loud several times.

I didn't love it. Not one bit. Didn't do that much for me at all.

Tom Green 2.0 minus Drew Barrymore.

I'm over it.

Hahaha, they showed a penis up close a lot.

Hahaha, I'm totally shocked at that visual.

Hahaha, look at those stupid people.

Hahaha, I can't believe he said that.

Hahaha, that was funny from the preview.

Hahaha, he made a nazi joke.

Hahaha, look at those rednecks.

Hahaha, look at those jesus freak rednecks.

Hahaha, look at those hunting rednecks.

Hahaha, how much longer?



I liked Borat. I loved Da Ali G show on HBO.

It's not that it wasn't good. It's just that I've been here and done that.

Shock humor, so original.

Go see it and count how many people leave the theater. I'm in LA so everyone stayed. I hear that's not the case in many parts of this great country of ours.

I'd pay a hundred bucks to watch it with Sarah Palin.

Sunday, July 12, 2009


Poster Girl for Minimum Wage

This woman was the yahoo editor's choice to represent the minimum wage for a recent story about the raising of the federal minimum wage.

Not my first choice.

And how does she feel? Getty Images gives her a few hundred dollar buy out per photo, and one day you're the poster child for the working poor.

Was it the broom? The apron? The non minority look of her?

What's up with that broom anyway?

We'll never know.