in our first annual 20 team Illiterate Blog NFL Fantasy Football draft. I hope this is a keeper league. Now someone trade me Adrian Peterson. I have lots to offer:
Round Pick Player Position
1. (8) Larry Fitzgerald WR
2. (33) Brett Favre QB
3. (48) Minnesota DEF
4. (73) Visanthe Shiancoe TE
5. (88) Percy Harvin WR
6. (113) Chester Taylor RB
7. (128) Sidney Rice WR
8. (153) Ryan Longwell K
9. (168) Adrian Peterson RB
10. (193) Sage Rosenfels QB
11. (208) Tarvaris Jackson QB
12. (233) Jaymar Johnson WR
13. (248) Darius Reynaud WR
14. (273) Jim Kleinsasser TE
15. (288) John David Booty QB
Friday, September 11, 2009
Monday, September 7, 2009
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Preseason NFL Cloud
The larger the word, the more times I've heard it said in the last two months. Needless to say, the WILDCAT OFFENSE!!!!!!! has stolen the show.
Ten Minutes or Less: An entire NFL Preview
Starting NOW
New England Patriots: Tom Brady is not going to get hurt, people. Yet. Stay tuned for details.
Buffalo Bills: The TO Show went 1-15
Miami Dolphins: Resigned David Boston to a ten dayer. Just kidding. Twitter and the Tuna will MURDER YOUR FAMILY.
New York Jets: Leon
Houston Texans: Stop getting your hopes up. The masters of the 8-8
Tennessee Titans: I've got nothing.
Indianapolis Colts: No more Shooty Harrison, like he wasn't riding out into the sunset anyway? (Guns blazing)
Jacksonville Jaguars: The addition of Torry Holt's disgusting fingers will suffice. Suffice for what? I don't know, go away.
Pittsburgh Steelers: Big Ben hates pockets and the ladies?
Cleveland Browns: Mangenius? More like Mangiardia.
Cincinnati Bengals: Marvin Lewis. First to get fired, first in your hearts.
Baltimore Ravens: "Unibrower Power: Flac & co. get it done" -Baltimore Sun
Denver Broncos: Suck
Oakland Raiders: Sucker
Kansas City Chiefs: The logical progression would be suckiest but they are probably better than the last two teams mentioned.
San Diego Chargers: Norv Turner's skin flakes make great furniture. (what?)
NFC
Dallas Cowboys: "Romo Smitten? Love affair with Witten" -Baltimore Sun
Washington Redskins: I smell seven victories and sour cheddar flavoring
New York Giants: Whatever
Philadelphia Eagles: Vick and dogs and Vick and dogs and Vick and dogs
Atlanta Falcons: Ryan and cats and Ryan and cat and Ryan and cats (conspiracy)
Carolina Panthers: Hillbilly interception, call elias
Saints: who cares?
Bucs: Sorry, NOW WHOCARES?
Packers: Fuck 'em
Bears: Diabetus never won anything
Vikigns: FAVRE SIX TO MIDNIGHT From Peter King
Lions: stafford fat cheeks
Cards: warner.hurt.bookit.
Rams: sleeper, comatose
Seahawks: the most boring thing ever
49ers: this division, I mean my god
...........TIME
New England Patriots: Tom Brady is not going to get hurt, people. Yet. Stay tuned for details.
Buffalo Bills: The TO Show went 1-15
Miami Dolphins: Resigned David Boston to a ten dayer. Just kidding. Twitter and the Tuna will MURDER YOUR FAMILY.
New York Jets: Leon
Houston Texans: Stop getting your hopes up. The masters of the 8-8
Tennessee Titans: I've got nothing.
Indianapolis Colts: No more Shooty Harrison, like he wasn't riding out into the sunset anyway? (Guns blazing)
Jacksonville Jaguars: The addition of Torry Holt's disgusting fingers will suffice. Suffice for what? I don't know, go away.
Pittsburgh Steelers: Big Ben hates pockets and the ladies?
Cleveland Browns: Mangenius? More like Mangiardia.
Cincinnati Bengals: Marvin Lewis. First to get fired, first in your hearts.
Baltimore Ravens: "Unibrower Power: Flac & co. get it done" -Baltimore Sun
Denver Broncos: Suck
Oakland Raiders: Sucker
Kansas City Chiefs: The logical progression would be suckiest but they are probably better than the last two teams mentioned.
San Diego Chargers: Norv Turner's skin flakes make great furniture. (what?)
NFC
Dallas Cowboys: "Romo Smitten? Love affair with Witten" -Baltimore Sun
Washington Redskins: I smell seven victories and sour cheddar flavoring
New York Giants: Whatever
Philadelphia Eagles: Vick and dogs and Vick and dogs and Vick and dogs
Atlanta Falcons: Ryan and cats and Ryan and cat and Ryan and cats (conspiracy)
Carolina Panthers: Hillbilly interception, call elias
Saints: who cares?
Bucs: Sorry, NOW WHOCARES?
Packers: Fuck 'em
Bears: Diabetus never won anything
Vikigns: FAVRE SIX TO MIDNIGHT From Peter King
Lions: stafford fat cheeks
Cards: warner.hurt.bookit.
Rams: sleeper, comatose
Seahawks: the most boring thing ever
49ers: this division, I mean my god
...........TIME
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