Haikus Part ii

Twitter is awesome.
Only one hundred forty
God I suck at life.


Why do I work out?
Make muscles big and brain small,
I’m a dumb meathead.


I like to play sports
Football, baseball, basketball
Too bad I am suck.


What day is it now?
I have an ignorant face
What’s the point of this.


Food food food food food
Pizza, Tacos, Spaghetti
Gluttons for the win.


The internet rules.
Pretend to be anyone.
I’m really Jeff Ma.


Want to make money?
It’s easier than you think
Go rob a bank, duh.


Need a good idea?
If so, then please excuse us
We are retarded.

Tweet Tweet

This blogsite will be my new personal Twitter. Woooohoooo, only posts of 140 characters or less, aren't you all EXCITED!?!?!

Be afraid. Be very afraid. Fear this blog.

What's Your Favorite Food?

Mine is stapler.

Brussel Sprouts

I just got done working out.

I got really sweaty. Needless to say, I put more effort into working out than I do this blog. Or my job.

Now I am going to eat something because I'm hungry. Oh, and if you want to learn something smrt don't read this blog anymore.

I just thought you all should know these things.

Haikus

Its the 4th you know
Don't blow your hand off tonight
Hospitals all full.

Sloppy Joes are good
I just want to keep eating
Tummy is all full.

Drink beer its tasty
Head spin probably fall down
Advice is drink beer.

Turkoglu why man?
Go to Toronto for cash?
Never win again.

Late night TV fun
Watch Mike Tyson kill people
Nothing else to watch.

Food food food food food
Eat eat eat eat eat eat eat
Okay now I'm fat.

If you are a cat
Jump out of building nine lives
Glad I'm not a cat.

Don't read our dumb blog.
If you read it at own risk
Will lose all brain cells.

Some things are stupid.
Does everyone agree yes?
This blog is stupid.

Two Movies

I watched 2 movies earlier 2night.

The Hammer was really funny.

Devour made me want to gouge my eyes out and devour my brain.


And the moral of this post is? I have no idea.