It doesn't get much better than this...

I am looking forward to the day when we will see 2 billion pageviews a day,(1,999,999,927 of them being from Knepp) because this is as good as epic. The wad of cash in your underwear drawer (or even the refundable $200 UFL FatHead Gift Card) won't be able to buy us out in a matter of hours. I look forward to sitting poolside with my good friend CW, martini in hand, enjoying the sub-zero weather that is Minnesota. Jared would recommend taking a dip in the acre-sized swimming hole, but meatwad would complain about how the one-hundred dollar bills are too cold, while in reality, he would just be insecure of his appearance in a bathing suit. Then we would all start cracking Michael Jackson jokes with Jeremy, and develop theories about where the &#*$ Kenny is.

This is 1 million percent unexaggerated.

I just got a wonderful offer!

"Hello
My name is Jane and i am a beautiful young girl with faithful, loving,
tender and very caring. I am seriously looking for relationship leading to anything. Today i saw your profile today and i love it, i think we can write together.please i will like you to contact me through this my email addres this;(Jane_gk1@yahoo.com)
thanks for your understanding
Jane ."

One day into the blog and I already have a date. You guys gotten any tail for this yet?

We're still waiting for Kenny to join us.

Cheez-Its for breakfast

Reduced Fat Cheez-Its suck. I'm so glad I got the ones with all the transfats and HGH or something.

Happy Birthday Jesus!

Today.

I just woke up.

We hope everyone has a happy and safe Easter holiday weekend.

Oh hello

Rosemary Harris has got to be, NIGH IS, the hottest organism at 82 years old. Each, NIGH EVERY, time she tells Tobey Maguire to eat his vegetables or not be Superman, it gets me all bothered, but not quite hot. Not in the least.

Holy gondola, look at those pants?! I've never seen an old person wear pants like that...unless they were a pair of "ballroom slacks". And check out the low cut blouse with a shawl. It screams "work it but not too hard, remember it's the hips that are artificial not the strut". It screams that verbatim.

The handbag is a great accessory and is full of methadone and glow sticks. You don't get to be that old unless you know how to party hard. Now if only I could see the shoes to quench my insatiable old wrinkly foot fetish dot com.

Two Movies

I watched 2 movies earlier 2night.

The Hammer was really funny.

Devour made me want to gouge my eyes out and devour my brain.


And the moral of this post is? I have no idea.

Do You?

I love fishsticks.

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