Why can't we all just get along?

I don't understand why Jared is hating on me because I am bilingual, or on CW, just because CW hates him back. So my question is, why can't we all just get along?

Now I am extremely confused. Where is this blog heading? The way I see it, we have many options:

1. Serious posts that contradict our title

2. Illiterate posts that scare people away

3. A hybrid that would contradict our title AND scare people away

4. Random posts on random topics that have meaning

5. Debates on whatever topic is being written of

6. Cry and give up

7. Overthrow Jared

8. All of the above

I just don't understand what I'm supposed to do here. Should I do the kind of thing I do on my own blog? More serious? Less serious? Is this targeting the stranger reading this in Guatemala right now? Or only to people that understand my inside jokes?

And to end, a map:

A few things I need to address...

So there's this thing called "invisible language". I was toying around with it to see if I could decode it, and then slyly used it here and there to test its effects. I am telling you this secret because I am 100% sure you won't be able to read it. It's nearly impossible to figure out how to write, and even impossibler to read. Why am I writing in invisible language if I want to address some of the very, very many issues with our blog? Why not? It's not like anyone would listen to me if I was writing in Engish. They'd just call me illatearate. So invisible language it is.

1. As stupid as I think Twitter is, I think it's great that CollegeWolf can go over there and tell everybody about his workout routine. But why do we need to hear about it on our illuterut blog? This makes no sense to me. Maybe you should spend more time at the gym, and less time breaking my heart.

2. Seriously, down with the header. It's enormous, bright, and disturbing. And is that Chris Perry in the 'O'? I'd be more than happy to make more art for our blog if need be.

3. Maybe BBC should try writing in invisible language. We all know how much he hates the color black...

4. Lastly, and most importantly, I'm going to complain about how pointless this site has become. I remember when I first started on this illatarot blog, we always had thoughtful, meticulous discussions about mature topics, with excellent chemistry, and amazing discoveries. I was looking to become a millionaire when this site absolutely fell apart. Now we have just one incompetent staff member who calls himself "Jared", constant arguments, and a lot of users leaving our blog. And I'm not even making any money! This needs to be changed or else ilateronste blog will soon meet it's maker (Jared).