Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Okay

Will do

Think you got what it takes to be part of SlamBall? Fill out this form, tell us a little bit about yourself and you could be the next SlamBall MVP or Coach of the Year! We're looking for talented, accomplished athletes and coaches to come to SlamBall and take the sport even higher.

First Name: Brock

Last Name: Blankenship

Birthday: July 4th, 1976

Hometown: Olympia, Washington

Are you applying for: Coach

Height: 6'5"

Weight: 274

Primary Sport: Pick-up Slamball

How'd you hear about Slamball: Mang, I straight up live Slamball. Eat, drink, sleep, bootycall, shoot firearms at Slamball. Slamball is my life and death. I heard about it on One Tree Hill.

Phone Number: 555-5309

Comments (Sports Background): My pops got me my first trampoline when I was five. Then he got drunk and drove the truck into my basketball goal. I just happened to be chilling on the trampoline when the truck jettisoned the goal straight for me. In a fell swoop, I jumped up and dunked the ball into the hoop and then screamed from all the confusion. In doing so, I invented slamball. You stole the idea from me, and I am back to reclaim what should be mine. Comeuppance will be swift and painful.

I will coach you into insolvency.

3 comments:

  1. Can I play too? Does it matter than I'm only 5'1" and 165 pounds?

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