UFO Guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoytrHE821o

The site isn't letting me embed the video, so you'll have to click on it.

So you're a reporter for WGN in Chicago and you want to get some man on the street interviews

for a UFO story. How can you not go up to the guy who looks like he's coming off of mushrooms?

What a nugget of TV gold. The funniest part to me are the google ads that are associated with 

the video. The #1 match?

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