Where you at, sloozy? Your boy done gone another 0-4 with 3 Ks. Did you floozy the clutch out of him, you haggy bag of bones?
Speaking of clutch, congratulations to Andre Ethier for winning Pepsi's Everyone's a Dipshit Clutchity Clutch award.
Wanna see something funny? Okay. Here's Andre Ethier's numbers this year for innings 7-9:
.260/.371/.418, 5HRs, 32 RBIs, 21 runs in 210 plate appearances.
Here's Matt Kemp's:
.349/.406/.579, 9HRs, 37 RBIs, 31 runs in 217 plate appearances.
Proving once and for all that Pepsi is a racist corporation.
(I know Ethier had better numbers in extra innings. You don't have to tell me. Keep getting boners over 24 plate appearances, racist pepsi.)