I'm back

It's good to be back. I can fix this site. Also, the South is just too confusing. I can't stand Rally's being Checkers or whatever. It makes no sense. Here are the highlights of my trip:

• I saw writing in a gas station bathroom that said something about drinking piss for $50. It was really hard to read, so I'm not exactly sure what it said. It left a phone number, too. I wish I was joking.
• We stayed in Gainesville for a night. I was so close to Tim Tebow, I could almost taste him.
• The hotel in Gainesville had a night where you get to eat cookies with the staff. We missed it by one night. One night. One. Why is fate so cruel?
• Florida has a lot of douchey clothes for sale.
• I saw a store called BJs. I didn't laugh, surprisingly.
• Florida has a lot of anti-abortion billboards. A LOT. All the other ones were restaurants where they bare all. Whatever that means.
• Jared jewelry stores aren't nearly as cool anymore.
• I saw a billboard that only said "Websites."
• The house we stayed at had a lot of problems, but it was okay. For some reason, half the blinds in my room were ripped out, so you could totally watch me sleeping.
• I wonder how close I was to Bigface.
• They had a creepy picture of a clown in one of the rooms. See below.

Welcome me back with nice comments.