ESPN Mock Auction Draft Fun, Part Yawn

OMG, it's that time of the month out of the year again. ESPN has opened up their mock auction drafts for football, and I can't walk right now. Hurt myself farming. Here's me:

Team Cambot (J. Cambot) 9:42pm: I pooped my pants

THE ole tried and true icebreaker. I just got Adrian Peterson for $1, BUT IT WAS THE OTHER ADRIAN PETERSON. Oh man, stop me if the laughs destroy your colon.

Team Cambot (J. Cambot) 9:44pm: hey assholes wake up

LET'S TALK SOME MOCK SMACK.

I just spent $185 of my $200 on Drew Brees.

Team Cambot (J. Cambot) 9:47pm: BOOYA, CHAMPIONSHIP

No one is talking the talk in this league (e.g. internet yellings), so I's join another league with 12 teams instead of 10 teams. Oh boyz to men, IT'S FULL!

Team X (------) 9:51pm: a full squad
Team Y (------) 9:51pm: yeeehaa
Team Y(------) 9:51pm: yaaaahoooo

Team Y (------) 9:52pm: anyone else naked?

Team Z (------) 9:52pm: im drinking

Team X (------) 9:52pm: im high

...

Team Cambot (J. Cambot) 9:53pm: I just shot up

LOL, THE OLE HEROIN ICEBREAKER

Team Cambot (J. Cambot) 9:54pm: anyone else skunk, you know, chase the dragon?

.....silence in the chat room now

Team Cambot (J. Cambot) 9:57pm: DON'T LEAVE PISSHEADS

I then nominate Crap Thorpe. Bargain for uno dollah.

Team Douche (H. Douche) 9:57pm: nice nomination..

Not his real name, mind.

Now to really piss them off.

Terrell Owens SOLD to Team Cambot for $185

Team Douche (H. Douche) 10:04pm: lol what was that
Team X (------) 10:04pm: dic
Team R (Tard) 10:04pm: thanks for ruining the draft *******
Team R (Tard) 10:04pm: i'm out
Team G (Andhi) 10:04pm: he loves to

I LOVE TO WHAT, BI-YACHT.

Again, names are either fake or letters to protect the innocent. Hey, can you blame me, I like to get good players....

Team Cambot (J. Cambot) 10:05pm: and make it rain

Well I had my fun, back to whatever it is I do.