Saturday, October 17, 2009

Don't watch Around the Horn,0,2132709.column?page=2

I dare you to read that hunk o'shit.

Don't want to? Here are the last two lines:

"The little things. The fighting things.

The destiny things."

It was Game Two of the NLCS. The Dodgers split at home, LOSING HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE. HOW IS THAT DESTINY? It's their destiny to lose the series?

Bill Plaschke couldn't pass a high school composition class. It's his destiny to vomit on newspaper.

This article. Is Destiny.

And can we shut up about Pedro? The Phillies win if Chase Utley doesn't crap himself. There.

1 comment:

  1. I currently have an A in composition class. PRAISE ME!