Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Reader(s) Fantasy League

READER(S)? AHAHAHAHA, THAT'S RICH

I want the contributors and....readers....to join my fantasy football league. There are 19 spots available (I must have a spot becuase I am king). It is a live draft league with standard scoring (want 2 points for a successful lateral, go somewhere else). The draft is 8:45 PM on September 10th. If you can't make it, DON'T JOIN. Just kidding. Make sure you set your preranks and go drop dead at whichever "thing" you have to attend.

-That's September 10th at 8:45 PM
-No bullshit settings
-One team per person (I know I can't enforce this, but so help me God I'll destroy the league if I sense spidershit goings on)
-Animalshit
-If you're too much of a bigshot to be active, then gain 100 pounds and get on disability
-League ID#: 833928
Password: boosh

Or don't join and see if the baby gets it.

10 comments:

  1. I joined. Just so you know, you aren't allowed to use any of my advice on here or my rankings.

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  2. But I want to draft Eli Manning first..

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  3. Wait, no bullshit settings? Come on. I'm not kidding, in my other league all that matters is kick returning. Leon Washington was within 10 point of AP last year.

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  4. Dangit. I have a Western Conference Only Auction Keeper Dynasty Fantasy Basketball league draft that night. Fail timing.

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  5. Dude, just join and don't show up to the draft. Draft doesn't matter. Also, dude.

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  6. Actually, don't join. I'm sure there are at least 200 people wanting to be in the league right now.

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  7. I can't, in good conscience, join and not participate in the draft. I'd hate to take a spot away from a loyal reader of the blog.

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