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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

The Michael Jackson Funeral Tour

Coming to a city near you!

WITH:

Usher fake crying!

Kids on the stage! Irony's greatest moment!

Mariah Carey's huge!

Rev. Al's polka waltz! Or as he calls it "a speech"!

Joe Jackson plugging it! Casket pyrotechnics? He promised!

Janet Jackson trying to remain distant while still paying respects!

.......Brooke Shields?

One confirmed date: The Moon on October 27th.