Haikus Part ii

Twitter is awesome.
Only one hundred forty
God I suck at life.


Why do I work out?
Make muscles big and brain small,
I’m a dumb meathead.


I like to play sports
Football, baseball, basketball
Too bad I am suck.


What day is it now?
I have an ignorant face
What’s the point of this.


Food food food food food
Pizza, Tacos, Spaghetti
Gluttons for the win.


The internet rules.
Pretend to be anyone.
I’m really Jeff Ma.


Want to make money?
It’s easier than you think
Go rob a bank, duh.


Need a good idea?
If so, then please excuse us
We are retarded.

Haikus

Its the 4th you know
Don't blow your hand off tonight
Hospitals all full.

Sloppy Joes are good
I just want to keep eating
Tummy is all full.

Drink beer its tasty
Head spin probably fall down
Advice is drink beer.

Turkoglu why man?
Go to Toronto for cash?
Never win again.

Late night TV fun
Watch Mike Tyson kill people
Nothing else to watch.

Food food food food food
Eat eat eat eat eat eat eat
Okay now I'm fat.

If you are a cat
Jump out of building nine lives
Glad I'm not a cat.

Don't read our dumb blog.
If you read it at own risk
Will lose all brain cells.

Some things are stupid.
Does everyone agree yes?
This blog is stupid.