Joke Time

Two muffins are being put into an oven. The first muffin said to the second muffin, "Oh my god we are being put into an oven!" The second muffin said, "Oh my god a talking muffin!!!!!1"


Two palm trees are in a hurricane. The first palm tree said to the second palm tree, "Oh my god we are in a hurricane!" The second palm tree said, "Oh my god a talking palm tree!!!!!1"


Q: What did Bigface say when Jared tried to steal his cheese?
A: "NACHO Cheese!!!"

In a perfect world...

I wish I could somehow fire myself from my job, and then sue my employer for "Unjust Termination."