Sunday, December 6, 2009

Probably the dumbest thing ever.

Gregg Easterbrook

If (Vince) Young keeps winning, Tebow could rocket up to the top five picks in the 2010 draft. Tim -- send Vince a case of champagne!

Someone....type something for me.

Gregg's dog's name is Dublin. I couldn't imagine talking to this guy for more than two minutes without fainting from rage.

Forty times: 4.48 for Young, 4.68 for Tebow...but we knew that. We knew Young was faster.

I don't know if anyone's noticed....(this is Tebow's worst year) SHHHHHHHHH, DON'T LET THAT OUT IN THE OPEN. THEY WILL STONE US AND CONDEMN US AS WITCHES. KEEP YOUR TYPING DOWN.

In his last year, Young threw for 3036 yards with a 65.2% completion percentage and ran for 1050 yards on 155 carries. Tebow is in an offense that is designed for him to carry the ball, and thus far he has carried it 203 times for 859 yards. PEDESTRIAN. He is about as accurate as Young.

Find me a mock draft with Tim Tebow in the top five. GO!

3 comments:

  1. When my mock draft comes out, he'll be in the top one.

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  3. When he started at ESPN, Easterbrook was awesome and relevant; he had an odd mix of science, politics, religion and advanced football statistics that made him interesting to read. Now he feels like a bad caricature of his former self, tossing out silly ideas like taking Tebow in the first five picks. He lost his fastball after getting suspended a few years ago for making a statement that seemed anti-Semitic to Disney / ABC / ESPN, and it's been a slow descent since then.

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