tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67092777167296775542011-09-22T03:20:44.103-04:00If you can read this, you should probably leave.Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.comBlogger1821100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-14949767136178985082011-04-28T15:27:00.001-04:002011-04-28T15:27:37.023-04:00

aids

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Many people claim to know the worst movie ever, but they are wrong(unless they agree with my selections). Here are some rules: The movies have to be made by semi respectable studios or directors(no Uwe Boll or SyFy original movies) and the movie cannot contain too much unintentional comedy(no Uwe Boll or SyFy original movies) because then the movie can become too entertaining. Let's go!Pet

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-21494396600028465292010-05-03T21:41:00.000-04:002010-05-03T21:41:57.250-04:00

With hundreds of upcoming AP exams, thousands of upcoming college applications, millions of homework assignments, and one hour of sleep in the next year, I know what stress feels like. After waking up in my bathtub at 3:00 AM this morning, shaking and alone, I decided to do something about it. I thought to myself in my deranged state, "If class gives me stress, what should I do about it? Wait,

Aaronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12137227134087208364noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-62397868149336425842010-03-16T01:35:00.001-04:002010-03-16T01:38:53.651-04:00

BYU (7) over Florida (10) - That Fredette fool is a beast. And I really don't know why Florida is even in the tournament. This pick came with much hesitation, because BYU has lost their last seven first-round tournament games. I was also hesitant because of my ridiculously limited insight.Notre Dame (6) over Old Dominion (11) - I don't think this will be the blowout that some are expecting. Notre

Aaronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12137227134087208364noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-91926947481852103732010-02-21T00:00:00.002-05:002010-02-21T01:03:29.280-05:00

I guess you guys all died, so I am going to post random top ten lists...Top Ten Comedy Shows That Aired During My Lifetime(or are currently airing)1.The Simpsons2.Seinfeld3.Arrested Development4.The Office(US)5.NewsRadio6.Curb Your Enthusiasm7.Mr. Show With Bob and David8.The Office(UK)9.South Park10.It's Always Sunny In PhiladelphiaHonorable Mentions: 30 Rock, Human Giant, Ed, MST3K, Malcom In

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-70111212050311610702010-01-21T22:51:00.002-05:002010-01-21T22:58:38.678-05:00

Pass it on to all your friends. The new biggest thing has just been discovered.

Aaronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12137227134087208364noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-29711916355223206042010-01-15T17:38:00.003-05:002010-01-15T17:52:07.947-05:00

This is the worst article ever.It's very clear that Page 2 of ESPN has no editor, or it's Bill Simmons and he finds this garbage entertaining. DJ Gallo needs to right every article and everyone else should probably just leave. That's my professional advice. As we all know, people who believe in Sports Karma are total fucking morons that need to shut up(but I know a pretty hot girl that believes

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-67986783912243188902010-01-12T13:24:00.003-05:002010-01-12T13:41:49.012-05:00

"Rihanna Sucks" - Ray Charles' last words5. Disturbia - More like DisturBIATCH. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Important lyric: "Am I scaring you tonight?" Yeah, with the forehead.4. Umbrella - Important lyric: "In the dark, you can't see shiny cars." That's why I'd like you to walk in the street. Wow, this is getting downright mean. Blame ESPN. "Coming up on ESPN Rihanna's entire album during

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-52569569156392569112010-01-11T13:29:00.004-05:002010-01-11T13:48:26.049-05:00

10. Take a Bow - More like Take a Bowel Movement, am I correct? Important lyric: "You look so dumb right now." So do you, forehead face. Blah boys blah relationships blah world's biggest bangs blah. Try acting and fail at that.9. Shut up and Drive - Where we going? Off a cliff? I'll do the world a favor and take the wheel. Important lyric: "And a gangsta lean." I know bankers who are more

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-10210190275695013652010-01-09T10:08:00.002-05:002010-01-09T10:26:17.449-05:00

More Rihanna.I go to sporting events all the time. My friends and I are always waiting with clinched fists. "When are they going to play Rihanna on the PA. It's important to my sporting experience." After the stadium finally plays Rihanna, we pick up our things and leave. Rihanna and sports go together like pig and slop.When Sportscenter plays Rihanna, I get so pumped for segments like Six Pack

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-7981062923082894772010-01-07T16:58:00.002-05:002010-01-07T17:11:24.109-05:00

Eagles 30 Cowboys 27The Cowboys have already beaten the Eagles twice this year. As we all know, you can't beat a team three times in one season. It's simple logic! That's probably not true, but it'd be nice to get people to shut up about how awesome the Cowboys are. Sadly though, this would probably get them even more attention.IS WADE PHILLIPS OUT AS HEAD COACH!?!?!?!? WILL ROY WILLIAMS'S CORPSE

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-3069170633327863022010-01-06T13:40:00.003-05:002010-01-06T14:19:39.732-05:00

The LinkThe articleThere's a company that plans to build a stadium outside of L.A., and that company also has plans to steal a couple of NFL teams from other cities. Their intended targets of thievery: the Buffalo Bills and Jacksonville Jaguars. From the AP: Majestic Realty Co. managing partner John Semcken said the company is still considering at least seven franchises for a new stadium

Jeremyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06588334788611774442noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-39024491596826189682009-12-23T21:06:00.000-05:002009-12-23T21:06:45.453-05:00

I am not this boy, and for this, I am thankful. This is a story of a boy who is not me. His name is not revealed for privacy reasons, but he is not me. I swear it's not me. Not me. This boy (please don't mistake him for me) was born to parents who loved him dearly, and nurtured him to genius at an early age. As a very young boy, he showed a capacity to outwit his loving parents. By the age of

Aaronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12137227134087208364noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-74767007569383746232009-12-16T17:35:00.001-05:002009-12-16T17:35:56.337-05:00

FARF

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-9282396464956872092009-12-06T17:03:00.002-05:002009-12-06T17:10:40.618-05:00

No, of course he hasn't done anything amazingly good. He could never do anything good. He's actually managed to pick against the Colts SEVEN times this season, including the last four games. If the Colts somehow go undefeated, he will most likely have picked against them eleven times. That's something he'll be able to tell his grandkids. Sporting News's super team of scouts also picked against

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-29335692636767715102009-12-06T12:58:00.002-05:002009-12-06T13:54:24.747-05:00

Gregg EasterbrookIf (Vince) Young keeps winning, Tebow could rocket up to the top five picks in the 2010 draft. Tim -- send Vince a case of champagne!Someone....type something for me.Gregg's dog's name is Dublin. I couldn't imagine talking to this guy for more than two minutes without fainting from rage.Forty times: 4.48 for Young, 4.68 for Tebow...but we knew that. We knew Young was faster.I

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-19389648854358536632009-12-06T00:46:00.001-05:002009-12-06T00:47:37.957-05:00

There is no doubting the fate of humankind now. We are screwed.The athletic wise men hath proclaimed him the sole hope for our lost souls. What are we to do when he is reduced to tears? I feel like seeing if I can fly. It's my only recourse.He looked so downtrodden. So....defeated.We are also crying, Timothy. We are also crying.-Bill Plaschke

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-84759491882957562252009-12-05T12:00:00.006-05:002009-12-05T12:18:25.014-05:00

LINK The Cubs trade Aaron Miles, one of the most evil people in baseball history, and Jake Fox, a decent hitter that's a worse fielder than present-day Ozzie Smith, if you amputated one of Ozzie's legs. Or both. They also threw in $1 million, but that's chump change. Getting three humans for that dwarf demon is good enough for me.MORE NEWS!!!The Associated Press reports that the Mariners have a

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-49443848264900579742009-12-01T19:35:00.003-05:002009-12-01T19:38:35.687-05:00

Sometimes it's painful being a genius. Yes, I predicted this, but I will receive no joy from it. I really hate the Cubs. LINK.At least we got rid of Kevin Gregg. Too bad we also got rid of Reed Johnson, who combined with Granderson, would form an amazing CF platoon. Of course, this is assuming that the Cubs would get Granderson.

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-19882517170574076212009-11-28T23:54:00.004-05:002009-11-29T00:09:48.862-05:00

Bigface: Raising Helen, Bride Wars, Fool's Gold, You Me and Dupree, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, and The Skeleton Key all on blu-ray. I also enrolled you in some sensitivity classes.Jeremy: 10 fire extinguishers(ya know, cuz all the forest fires), and gay repellent(cuz there are probably a lot more of them gays near you)Kenny: a plane ticket to anywhere in America, you just need to get out of

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-28635452397356950552009-11-28T16:02:00.004-05:002009-11-28T16:48:41.832-05:00

Don Banks has some interesting things to say:Almost anyone's MVP ballot includes the names of Peyton Manning, Drew Brees and Brett Favre, and they're all deserving candidates playing the game's premier position. But ho-hum. If you want a wildly unconventional pickTranslation: A terrible, stupid pick.that puts the V into valuable, how could you find a starker example than Steelers safety Troy

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-80244710498159653412009-11-26T14:08:00.002-05:002009-11-26T14:50:29.321-05:00

PlaschkeNovember 13th, 2009Lakers are able to slow and eventually smother the team that thrill-seeking fans hoped would be their biggest Western rival.The NBA's traveling carnival came to town Thursday, tilt-a-whirl breaks and cotton candy shots everywhere. Right.-Carnival = The highest scoring team at 111.4 PPG and the second best passing team with 24.3 APG.-Cotton candy shots = 50.1% on FG,

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-71124202469767366182009-11-21T23:00:00.005-05:002009-11-21T23:11:30.544-05:00

http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/article/2009-11-20/nfl-week-11-ten-bold-predictions1. Indy will finally go down. Though it's hard to argue with the Colts' karma (a missed field goal attempt and Bill Belichick's gamble saved them the past two weeks),Hmm... No wonder these scouts are so good at what they do. When a team takes advantage of another team's mistakes, it's simply karma.this does not

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-63561757414846532572009-11-19T23:07:00.002-05:002009-11-19T23:23:19.885-05:00

I'll let Fangraphs do most of the work: http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/john-grabow-gets-paidOh God, Jim Hendry really is something awful. I expected this, but it still hurts. At least we got rid of worthless Heilman. That's something.

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-3365864909027610572009-11-11T18:26:00.004-05:002009-11-11T18:57:56.410-05:00

I'll preface.I agree with Bill. That is a pretty drastic pay cut for a guy who deserves better. If you refuse to click the link, I am referring to 87-year-old Dodger scout George Genovese. The Dodgers are cutting his annual part-time salary from $18,000 to $8,000, which seems steep considering all the details of the owner's divorce proceedings. (Plaschke thinks this)Now, if you will consult your

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-27182054635782457032009-11-09T22:38:00.004-05:002009-11-09T23:05:45.360-05:00

Bad Guesses.1. Big day for Big BenAfter watching the Ravens dismantle the Broncos last week with a heavy dose of no-huddle offense, expect Ben Roethlisberger, who has been lobbying hard for just such a system in Pittsburgh, to get the chance to do some of the same. That means you can expect a pass-heavy attack from Ben and the boys in Denver. That's not so bold, but this is … it won't work. Ben

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-78748448940215335652009-11-09T14:54:00.003-05:002009-11-09T15:00:30.839-05:00

I downloaded Fireshot at work today because we have nothing to do. Today I captured this:2006 NY Jets (no Favre): 10-62008 NY Jets (Favre): 9-7All Brett Favre supporters. 100% of them. Are dumb.

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-12474214945866080602009-11-08T22:25:00.007-05:002009-11-09T14:05:09.748-05:00

What's worse than reading too much into MLB pitcher wins? Probably reading more into NFL QB wins. Dave Krieg has more wins than Steve Young. Better QB then, right? Also, Roman Gabriel has more wins than Roger Staubach, Kerry Collins has more wins than Joe Theismann, and Craig Morton has more wins than Y.A. Tittle.If you put Aaron Rodgers on the Vikings, his teammates would all kill themselves

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-72117825904839398512009-11-08T13:02:00.002-05:002009-11-08T13:13:32.472-05:00

Boy howdy, that UFC fighting sure was on television last night.I enjoyed the bully beatdown guy fighting the guy who pitches for the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. I'm surprised the manager for the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, Joe Maddon, would allow James Shields to fight in the Mixed Martial Arts. But James Shields was very good at fighting as boringly as humanly possible. Mmmmmmmm, let's get on the floor and

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-59501520614784231232009-11-08T00:00:00.000-05:002009-11-08T00:01:15.250-05:00

That dude lost

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This is more like it. !!!He will add another chapter this year. Get ready, Vikings fans. It's inevitable, and it's coming.

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WILDCAT WILDCAT WILDCAT WILDCAT WILDCAT WILDCAT WILDCAT WILDCAT WILDCAT WILDCAT WILDCAT WILDCAT WILDCAT WILDCAT WILDCAT WILDCAT TOM BRADY TOM BRADY TOM BRADY TOM BRADY WILDCAT WILDCAT WILDCAT WILDCAT WILDCAT

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1. Sign John Grabow to a 5 year, $25 million deal.Sure, he's nothing special. Sure, the Cubs would be outbidding themselves. But he's left-handed and Hendry loves outbidding himself(remember Soriano?). The Cubs can never have too many veteran relievers. I guess they could just use in house options(Cashner, Samarajadaadaa, guys they got for Derosa) but that's not as fun. This is the type of deal

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-51363359462229747272009-11-05T01:19:00.002-05:002009-11-05T01:31:32.530-05:00

Yankees: A-Rod, Jeter, Teixeira - 3 MVP candidates - $71 M/ YearMets: Beltran, Johan, Sheffield - 2 great players, one sucktacular signing - $51 M/YearCubs: Soriano, Zambrano, A-Ram - Zambrano is mentally damaged, not mentioned = Ted Lilly ($12M), Fukudome ($11M) - $51M/YearRed Sox: JD Drew, Ortiz, Lowell - Not bad, except for Drew - $39M/ YearTigers: Magglio, Cabrera, Bonderman - This is

Kenny C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/01670659392214307702noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-2930979211577886842009-11-05T00:04:00.001-05:002009-11-05T00:09:00.005-05:00

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Deep down, none of us care. NFL Football has a monopoly on Sunday (sorry God), so everything else takes a back seat, with the few exceptions, like a drinking and/or gambling problem. Nevertheless, I'm going to tell you exactly what happens in this game.You hear me, Kate? I'm going to do something right. Take notes. Face.The Phillies are throwing out Fat Joe Blanton. That was cute last year when

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-17328802943569603322009-11-01T00:27:00.004-04:002009-11-01T01:03:46.149-04:00

So your beau hit a Classic Jack. It was against Cole Hamels, who is clearly a mental midget. Lol. That story still makes me laugh. To this day.So it doesn't count.The only A-Rod homers that count are the ones that give the Yankees a winning margin. It's currently eight to four, Yankees. If you subtract two from eight, you get six, STILL LARGER THAN FOUR, HARPY QUEEN.To top it all off "You, Me,

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-21457511576025493602009-10-31T01:25:00.000-04:002009-10-31T01:25:48.584-04:00

1. As a middle-aged man/woman/man-woman, dress up like a boy/girl/boy-girl for Halloween, and go door-to-door collecting candy, regardless of whether or not you have children. Perhaps tag along with an unsuspecting family to minimize absolute awkwardness. Once the parents of the children send their children to the front door of 'House X', this is your cue to go with them, ring the doorbell, and

Aaronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12137227134087208364noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-26738806316915602782009-10-30T22:06:00.003-04:002009-10-30T22:20:45.192-04:00

Where you at, sloozy? Your boy done gone another 0-4 with 3 Ks. Did you floozy the clutch out of him, you haggy bag of bones?Speaking of clutch, congratulations to Andre Ethier for winning Pepsi's Everyone's a Dipshit Clutchity Clutch award.Wanna see something funny? Okay. Here's Andre Ethier's numbers this year for innings 7-9:.260/.371/.418, 5HRs, 32 RBIs, 21 runs in 210 plate

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REYKJAVIK (Yourmother) The battle for population control ceded a front in Iceland this week, as McDonalds corporation of America announced plans to pull up all offensive positions and retreat from the struggling island nation. "In terms of supplying weaponry, economic factors begin to combine with relatively low mortality and obesity rates to force our hand" McDonalds Brigadier General Michael

Jeremyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06588334788611774442noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-10062003330796599962009-10-29T02:22:00.003-04:002009-10-29T02:34:17.054-04:00

Your boy went 0-4 with 3 Ks in the oh so pivotal Game One. Did you know that 11 of the last 12 Game One winners have gone on to win the World Series? Don't look that up. Corroborating is for losers. 100% of Game Seven winners go on to win the World Series. Suck facts, you.Why did I capitalize game one?I didn't watch the game. It was on at the bar, but when Cliff Lee is dealing, it's a foregone

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-83162167142506106292009-10-28T18:41:00.002-04:002009-10-28T18:57:40.744-04:00

I'm not going to check if each review is less than 140 characters or whatever the limit is because I don't care. If I go over, I'll issue a public apology and move on. Let's get started!Community- Every character on the show is pretty hilarious, except maybe the Spanish teacher. Troy is probably my favorite(not racist). This show has the potential to be amazing.The Office- It's gone downhill

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-40885829289455958312009-10-28T16:46:00.003-04:002009-10-28T17:20:06.245-04:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoytrHE821oThe site isn't letting me embed the video, so you'll have to click on it. So you're a reporter for WGN in Chicago and you want to get some man on the street interviews for a UFO story. How can you not go up to the guy who looks like he's coming off of mushrooms?What a nugget of TV gold. The funniest part to me are the google ads that are associated with 

Jeremyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06588334788611774442noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-283860377450828062009-10-27T11:30:00.001-04:002009-10-27T11:31:52.215-04:00

When A-Rod wins the whole thing, all the deceased True Yankees will arise from their graves and hunt him down like zombies and kill him. That is all.

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-30776782411443089452009-10-27T01:06:00.003-04:002009-10-27T01:24:35.867-04:00

I cannot wait for this crap.The prospect of Nick Swisher giving a post game interview, as the champagne kills the very few brain cells he has left, telling me it took one game at a time. That's right, at any point in time you are, by rule, forced to play one game. There are no split squads in the playoffs. Your statement is resounding in its truth. I do hope a bus hits your bus on the way out,

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-36316956057039457192009-10-23T19:36:00.004-04:002009-10-23T20:03:41.150-04:00

From Bill P. again:On the field, little really has to change. The infield seems set, from Russell Martin to James Loney to Rafael Furcal to Casey Blake, with a possible platoon of Ronnie Belliard and Blake DeWitt playing secondbase.What?Russell Martin qualified for the second lowest slugging percentage (.329) among catchers in 2009, besting only Jason Kendall (.305).James Loney hit 13 homers. He

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-60617318598232276952009-10-20T22:24:00.001-04:002009-10-20T22:24:40.682-04:00

http://www.centsports.com/?opcode=566742

Kenny C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/01670659392214307702noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-80723826271541449962009-10-18T00:46:00.001-04:002009-10-18T00:50:36.215-04:00

1. Indianapolis ColtsWith the way Peyton Manning's playing, some may begin to compare him to Tom Brady. OK, maybe I'm getting ahead of myself, but it's possible.2. New York GiantsEli Manning is going back home this week. Why would you care? I don't know, but all the media outlets seem to think it's important, so I thought I'd bring it up. I guess it could affect his play, but that really wouldn't

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-72940078623493198952009-10-17T23:49:00.002-04:002009-10-17T23:56:05.180-04:00

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-plaschke17-2009oct17,0,2132709.column?page=2I dare you to read that hunk o'shit.Don't want to? Here are the last two lines:"The little things. The fighting things. The destiny things."It was Game Two of the NLCS. The Dodgers split at home, LOSING HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE. HOW IS THAT DESTINY? It's their destiny to lose the series?Bill Plaschke couldn't pass a high

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http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/article/2009-10-16/week-6-ten-bold-predictions8. Derek Anderson's big dayGoing 2-for-17 (Anderson's line last week against the Bills) is a pretty rough outing to be sure. But we're sure Anderson will be back on track this week against the Steelers. Anderson is not afraid to stand in against pressure and throw the ball downfield. He makes good, quick decisions,

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-44456271496539213812009-10-13T00:07:00.002-04:002009-10-14T10:24:28.721-04:00

Below is a general hosting instruction sheet that covers just about every episode I've ever seen.Bring in contestant that claims to have unusual psychic powers, or just acts unusual. Level-headedness makes for terrible TV.Requirements for selection:They must think that they have a better chance than all the previous contestants on the show.They must be related to three (3) people just as

Aaronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12137227134087208364noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-87807513459592130422009-10-12T18:38:00.000-04:002009-10-12T18:39:05.136-04:00

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-31706930165827050242009-10-11T01:29:00.003-04:002009-10-11T01:34:49.653-04:00

When I think of bold predictions, I think of something that's not expected. Something bold should be a little shocking. The dictionary has this to say about bold: "fearless before danger." Does that help my point? I don't know, but let's take a look at some of these bold predictions.http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/article/2009-10-09/week-5-ten-bold-predictions1. Browns leave the ranks of the

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-8577571388968062532009-10-04T22:22:00.001-04:002009-10-04T22:24:56.777-04:00

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125417474811047435.html?mod=WSJ_hps_RIGHTTopCarousel The Wall Street Journal: Is it true that you offered to give back some of your salary to save jobs at Sports Illustrated?Mr. King: It's something I did but I really don't want to talk about it. But I will say this: I make a ridiculous amount of money. I'm not saying I'm not worth it. But I make a stupid

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Then we will debate over them.Packers 54, Rams Shit NumberSomething like a nine or something. One of those "ZOMG TEH RED ZONE WHAT DO WE DO" numbers.Texans 35, Jaguars 4The ole two safety stinkbarn.Vikings > NinersReally folks. The Niners are shitty. Teams with good defenses will make them squirm.Pats > FalconsTom Brady is insufferable. Don't take pictures of him or he'll kill your kids.Bears >

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Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-37121499345253487522009-09-19T20:52:00.001-04:002009-09-19T20:53:50.287-04:00

Writers will kill themselves, because that is the sole criterion for the MVP award.

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-38180789242654795132009-09-19T20:13:00.007-04:002009-09-19T21:19:14.799-04:00

The always important rankings are back.1. Pittsburgh SteelersThey won the Super Bowl, so I guess I'm not allowed to move them out of this spot until they lose. There are very strict rules about these power rankings. If I mess up, I'll get my ranking license taken away, and I simply can't let that happen.2. New York GiantsThey won the Super Bowl before the Steelers, right? That means they get this

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-14117869838251396722009-09-18T17:32:00.005-04:002009-09-18T18:09:17.303-04:00

I didn't post this last week, but you can believe I got them all right based on the honor system. I'm a trustworthy guy.Cincinnati vs. Green BayChad OchoCinco is probably guaranteeing a win. He's also probably wrong.Packers 24, Bengals 14Houston at TennesseeIt seems like Kevin Walter is a very important part of the Texans offense. Seriously. They also need the line to block a few people, but

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-33177278250096985002009-09-17T22:31:00.002-04:002009-09-17T22:33:45.553-04:00

I know BigFace said he would. There are 4 of the 14 spots left. I invite my fellow co-writing studs to join this league.Don't be scared by the $20 entry fee, just win the league. It's that simple, duh.Email me at: collegewolf@hotmail.com for league ID and password. Egads!

College Wolfnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-87661563511819747292009-09-16T16:57:00.003-04:002009-09-16T16:58:27.196-04:00

Read in SI today that the editors of Fire Joe Morgan are taking over Deadspin today. Check that out, butterfly shits.

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-22909298535195694842009-09-15T19:24:00.002-04:002009-09-15T19:32:25.403-04:00

Hi, I'm a Holistic Veterinarian.WHAT! YOU CAN'T FEED YOUR CAT THAT FOOD. CATS DESCENDED FROM DESERT CATS. THEY DO NOT EAT DRY FOOD. YOU ARE A MONSTER. THIS IS WHY ANIMALS DESERVE THEIR OWN RIGHTS SO THEY CAN BE FREED FROM MONSTERS SUCH AS YOURSELF AND CESAR MILLAN.This is the day I had.

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-62174888306723769672009-09-14T19:17:00.000-04:002009-09-14T19:17:16.706-04:00

Over the past several months, trivial issues such as unemployment, public healthcare, and government spending have saturated the modern media with pointless questions, none of which will ever be answered until Obama addresses the most heavy-pressing issue of them all: Box Top inflation. I strolled through the cereal isle just the other day, clipboard in hand, when I saw the most abhorrent

Aaronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12137227134087208364noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-11771040524380003332009-09-11T01:18:00.003-04:002009-09-11T01:20:27.330-04:00

in our first annual 20 team Illiterate Blog NFL Fantasy Football draft. I hope this is a keeper league. Now someone trade me Adrian Peterson. I have lots to offer:Round Pick Player Position1. (8) Larry Fitzgerald WR2. (33) Brett Favre QB3. (48) Minnesota DEF4. (73) Visanthe Shiancoe TE5. (88) Percy Harvin WR6. (113) Chester Taylor RB7. (128) Sidney Rice WR8. (153)

College Wolfnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-18591663411892474302009-09-10T17:31:00.004-04:002009-09-10T17:42:53.057-04:00

These aren't predictions, this is what's actually going to happen.AFC EastPatriots 13-3Dolphins 10-6Jets 7-9Bills 4-12AFC NorthRavens 12-4Steelers 11-5Bengals 9-7Browns 2-14AFC SouthColts 11-5Titans 10-6Texans 8-8Jaguars 5-11AFC WestChargers 10-6Broncos 7-9Raiders 6-10Chiefs 3-13NFC EastEagles 12-4Giants 11-5Cowboys 9-7Redskins 7-9NFC NorthBears 10-6Vikings 9-7Packers 9-7Lions 1-15NFC

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-49979313740106680242009-09-07T02:57:00.002-04:002009-09-07T03:02:15.028-04:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m_Cv6BQpaAIt won't let me embed it, so this will have to do.

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Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-49046952348785640502009-09-06T17:49:00.001-04:002009-09-06T17:52:03.855-04:00

ESPN guy 1(real name): Hey, let's give Colin Cowherd his own TV show!ESPN guy 2(not his real name): Yeah, we'll give that annoying asshole a bigger ego!ESPN guy 3(not a real person): Let's also throw in an annoying chick that laughs at every unfunny thing Colin says. And she won't even be that attractive.ESPN guy 4(guy 1's split personality): We should give the dumbest fans a chance to voice

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-72891890589820120702009-09-06T14:08:00.002-04:002009-09-06T16:09:21.622-04:00

The larger the word, the more times I've heard it said in the last two months. Needless to say, the WILDCAT OFFENSE!!!!!!! has stolen the show. 

Jeremyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06588334788611774442noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-73830378073422843862009-09-06T01:48:00.002-04:002009-09-06T01:59:24.716-04:00

Starting NOWNew England Patriots: Tom Brady is not going to get hurt, people. Yet. Stay tuned for details.Buffalo Bills: The TO Show went 1-15Miami Dolphins: Resigned David Boston to a ten dayer. Just kidding. Twitter and the Tuna will MURDER YOUR FAMILY.New York Jets: LeonHouston Texans: Stop getting your hopes up. The masters of the 8-8Tennessee Titans: I've got nothing.Indianapolis Colts: No

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-85096849944970944102009-09-03T19:31:00.002-04:002009-09-04T21:52:05.738-04:00

I'm not sure. You decide.

Jeremyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06588334788611774442noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-73471981925220940632009-09-02T23:56:00.004-04:002009-09-03T00:00:09.828-04:00

I know this has already been posted on our prestigious blog, but I can't help myself. Plus, some of our loyal readers may have missed it the first time. In case you missed it, the best video EVER. Seriously, I estimate that I have watched this approximately 7,472 times. And counting. I.A.M.D.I.A.B.E.T.I.C.P.S. I'm stupid and don't know how to make a video appear above. So a link must

College Wolfnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-26437553509870210812009-09-01T20:20:00.002-04:002009-09-01T20:27:20.844-04:00

READER(S)? AHAHAHAHA, THAT'S RICHI want the contributors and....readers....to join my fantasy football league. There are 19 spots available (I must have a spot becuase I am king). It is a live draft league with standard scoring (want 2 points for a successful lateral, go somewhere else). The draft is 8:45 PM on September 10th. If you can't make it, DON'T JOIN. Just kidding. Make sure you set your

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-14885771870298591712009-08-31T17:11:00.006-04:002009-08-31T17:59:40.048-04:00

Because I feel like it.1. Don't be afraid to take Brandon Jacobs really high.You probably shouldn't take him within the first five picks, but after that everyone has a lot of question marks. Well, everyone has question marks, but the guys outside the top five have a lot more. Westbrook and LT are at least 40 years old, Slaton might actually suck, Fitzgerald needs Boldin to die and Warner to

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-7760577489062648292009-08-30T22:42:00.000-04:002009-08-30T23:41:31.811-04:00

Check out some of my ideas:

Aaronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12137227134087208364noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-58936289868914386532009-08-30T17:46:00.001-04:002009-08-30T17:52:02.086-04:00

"I dare you to do better." -Captain Christopher Pike

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-48231904243877952172009-08-27T21:52:00.000-04:002009-08-27T21:52:35.089-04:00

Why would you make jokes about Scott Downs and people with genetic disabilities, when you could make jokes about his former bullpen buddy B.J. Ryan, instead? Thank me now, or thank me later, Jared. Either will suffice.

Aaronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12137227134087208364noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-25937307284315409362009-08-26T19:08:00.006-04:002009-08-26T19:48:42.158-04:00

Article.Once the bankruptcy court signs off on the deal, and the check clears, and the other MLB owners approve the purchase, you'll own 95 percent of a franchise that is working on its second 100-year rebuilding plan. Congratulations.That's a very clever joke. I'm very excited to see if he provides any more humor.But just because you're fabulously rich, or because one of you met your future wife

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-79157464071622907372009-08-25T22:03:00.001-04:002009-08-25T22:05:21.588-04:00

is awesomeHow this has only 48,000 hits in a year is beyond comprehension.

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-47023715965626041432009-08-23T13:02:00.002-04:002009-08-23T13:27:05.394-04:00

Feel free to agree with everything I say. The beauty of a twitter friendly review is that if anything is wrong or missing you can blame the 140 character limit. You're welcome and I'm sorry. Inglorious Basterds, Tarantino has done it again. His style works because his writing is great and his actors performances are authentic. District 9, a very non Hollywoood movie that eventually uses

Jeremyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06588334788611774442noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-29993841543889206532009-08-23T00:10:00.003-04:002009-08-23T00:45:49.410-04:00

1. Larry FitzgeraldHe was on the Madden Cover, so don't draft him no matter how far he falls.2. Andre JohnsonESPN said that he could get hurt. Cross him off all your lists now.3. Calvin JohnsonHe's the sexy pick for #1 WR this year, but I don't buy it. He has some nice physical features, but he's no Tom Brady. Don't consider him either.4. Randy MossDespite popular belief, he did have Tom Brady

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-89732044579921548482009-08-22T23:17:00.006-04:002009-08-22T23:40:32.062-04:00

I was watching Chula Vista versus Kentucky (don't quote me on the teams involved or the transpirings).I love it when the kids wear eye black. It serves as a makeshift tear test to show you just how much they've cried. When Chula Vista lead 14-0, one of the Kentucky kids had eye black draining down his chin. Hey champ, embrace the mercy of the ten run rule and maybe be older and take bull semen

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-32285237671652515112009-08-22T17:18:00.004-04:002009-08-22T17:41:39.405-04:00

Ground Rules: No one likes the WNBA.But the more and more I bash little league baseball, the more dirty looks I get. What is the difference?We're talking about sports being played poorly due to physical liabilities. One due to the physical weakness of women, the other due to subpar coordination during child development.And why do my co-workers like watching children cry? I almost want to call

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-8583771654721557652009-08-18T19:44:00.002-04:002009-08-18T19:55:44.704-04:00

Hello. I am the only person on the planet who hasn't publicly weighed in on either Michael Vick or Brett Favre.I will start with Michael Vick. Guys, dog fighting is wrong, but he has done his time, and he should be allowed to get a job in the NFL. When football players like Michael Vick pay their dues, they have earned the right to rejoin the league, even though in this case fighting dogs is

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-64582153027263085312009-08-18T18:50:00.003-04:002009-08-18T18:54:33.686-04:00

Opie sent me a personal tweet! HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I MEANT? I was scared shitless, so I just replied "go tiger". I am shy.

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Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-12445929783165479462009-08-12T23:46:00.003-04:002009-08-13T01:02:11.953-04:00

1. Adrian Peterson, BearsYour friends will laugh at you for the rest of the season. You will become angry. Nothing will feel as good as it used to. Food will taste bitter, your body will ache, and sex(more likely masturbation) won't bring you satisfaction. The anger will build for the entire season and you'll keep it all bottled up. Then, when the champion of the league is giving his acceptance

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-37497510977938429532009-08-12T17:37:00.003-04:002009-08-12T19:57:39.308-04:00

0 years: He hath been born unto unhappy parents. His early childhood will be dedicated to settling disputes between the feuding elders. The mother will spill hot soup in his eyes at age four. You'd think they might take him to the hospital, but no, they are busy arguing about the number of lamps the living room should have. Tears are the best medicine.10 years: He goes to the only school that

Bigfacenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-67904162067591072952009-08-12T12:26:00.003-04:002009-08-12T12:29:07.305-04:00

Thanks for your cards, readers. Hallmarks are so not corny I want to puke. I hate you guys."As for Knepp's last post, a mobile site is in the works. But Illiterate Blog is pretty much the only blog being read out there. *Thank you readers!* Just sayin', AX has a mobile site. It also has free porn on it. On your phone."-CWSent from a computer.

Kenny C.http://www.blogger.com/profile/01670659392214307702noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-59655532597492789282009-08-11T01:47:00.004-04:002009-08-11T10:09:39.441-04:00

I just discovered that our blog is not very mobile friendly. Apologies to the millions of readers out there that are using a mobile web device to read this blog on a tri-daily basis. Something must be done about this travesty and pronto!!!! In fact it took me like 60 hours just to compose this epic post, and that's clearly unacceptable. We wouldn't want to alienate all our readers, now would

College Wolfnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-76612806194387075952009-08-10T23:53:00.002-04:002009-08-11T00:11:50.999-04:00

The way I see it, there are two ways of going about the transformation from American idiot to someone who's not an American idiot. Either be less of an idiot, or be un-American. I don't want to rid myself of idiotnessicism right now, so here are a few ways you can be un-American.Instead of putting your hand over your heart while saying the pledge of allegiance, cross your fingers behind your back

Aaronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12137227134087208364noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-55587817259014520252009-08-09T21:34:00.005-04:002009-08-09T22:27:56.369-04:00

In the coming weeks, I may or may not go through all the positions for fantasy football. For now, I'm going to rank the QBs and tell you why my rankings are so good.1.Brett Favre1. Drew BreesIt's not likely he'll repeat last year's numbers, but you don't know that.2. Tom BradyI thought he might struggle early on this year just because of rust, but don't worry, ESPN assured me that nothing can

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-26346049594510116952009-08-09T02:33:00.001-04:002009-08-09T15:55:11.287-04:00

Once Knepp gets back from his camping trip, he's going to start nagging me about how I never write on this blog anymore, so here you goes.I was thinking about the utter demise of our ad idea, when I started pondering effective yet cheap advertising strategies. The first that came to mind was obviously duct-taping Knepp to a billboard, and having the original purchaser of the billboard pay for our

Aaronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12137227134087208364noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-23211559528674924392009-08-08T13:24:00.003-04:002009-08-08T14:05:04.794-04:00

Aries - Today is a big day for you. The successes you have long planned for are coming true. I bet you're really happy about it, too. Yeah, you've done a great job. Really great job by you there. I'm happy for you, but not as happy as you are for yourself. No one is that happy.Taurus - Be cautious. A relationship you once cherished may be broken. Namely, the one between you and your horoscope

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It's the 'it' thing: Movies in three dimensions. "The" Final Destination comes out August 28th, and it is in three dimensions. Your human two dimensions are boring. If that extra dimension is a gimmick to make otherwise boorish entertainment palatable, then why not add it to good movies? I know, genius right? Genius. I'm not talented enough to express the premise in paragraph form, so here's a

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This movie is super....bad! Get it?I guess I would like this movie if I like watching Michael Cera play the same annoying, awkward teen that he plays in every movie. He's not the only actor in this movie playing the same role again, but he's certainly the most annoying. He was good in Arrested Development because he wasn't the main character and because he was new. Now, he's playing this same,

Jaredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01550828391985190787noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709277716729677554.post-24803635991003198992009-08-06T19:15:00.005-04:002009-08-06T19:28:12.173-04:00

It's good to be back. I can fix this site. Also, the South is just too confusing. I can't stand Rally's being Checkers or whatever. It makes no sense. Here are the highlights of my trip:I saw writing in a gas station bathroom that said something about drinking piss for $50. It was really hard to read, so I'm not exactly sure what it said. It left a phone number, too. I wish I was joking.We stayed

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OMG, it's that time of the month out of the year again. ESPN has opened up their mock auction drafts for football, and I can't walk right now. Hurt myself farming. Here's me:Team Cambot (J. Cambot) 9:42pm: I pooped my pantsTHE ole tried and true icebreaker. I just got Adrian Peterson for $1, BUT IT WAS THE OTHER ADRIAN PETERSON. Oh man, stop me if the laughs destroy your colon.Team Cambot (J.

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The other night I accidentally entered my neighbor's house while he was on vacation. I like to drink there. So, I'm sitting there watching Designing Women when some guy drives up to my house and starts approaching the door. In my stupor, I called the police and told them to apprehend the perp. When the police arrived, I was outside in a robe and scout troop outfit, yelling. Turns out the perp was

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