Eagles 30 Cowboys 27
The Cowboys have already beaten the Eagles twice this year. As we all know, you can't beat a team three times in one season. It's simple logic! That's probably not true, but it'd be nice to get people to shut up about how awesome the Cowboys are. Sadly though, this would probably get them even more attention.
IS WADE PHILLIPS OUT AS HEAD COACH!?!?!?!? WILL ROY WILLIAMS'S CORPSE CONTINUE TO MAKE MILLIONS?!?!? WHICH MEDIOCRE CELEBRITY WILL ROMO DATE NEXT?!?!??!
Cardinals 28 Packers 24
Kurt Warner could be considered God-like in the playoffs. Hmmm.... he is always praying and talking about how great God is...so maybe he just has really good receivers.
Bengals 23 Jets 10
Sorry, Kenny, but Revis can't play quarterback.
Ravens 31 Patriots 21
Wes Welker is dead, but I still don't think this is a safe pick. Flac&Co.(stolen joke) could decide McGahee is better than Ray Rice after what happened against the Raiders. Also Tom Brady and Bill Belichick are like the bestest! They can't be stopped!
QUICK PICKS FOR THE REST OF THE PLAYOFFS
Bengals over Chargers
Colts over Ravens
Eagles over Saints
Cardinals over Vikings
Colts over Bengals
Cardinals over Eagles
Colts over Cardinals
Biased? Shut up.
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You should stick with the subway sammiches.
ReplyDeletej/k - nice write up.
I disagree
ReplyDeleteThat's what you get for saying he can't play quarterback.
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