Bigface: Raising Helen, Bride Wars, Fool's Gold, You Me and Dupree, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, and The Skeleton Key all on blu-ray. I also enrolled you in some sensitivity classes.
Jeremy: 10 fire extinguishers(ya know, cuz all the forest fires), and gay repellent(cuz there are probably a lot more of them gays near you)
Kenny: a plane ticket to anywhere in America, you just need to get out of Canada
Aaron: a few shirts that are 100% cotton(!) and maybe a few operations to bleach your skin
College Wolf: You won't get my present on Christmas, because I'm going to take you to a Timberwolves playoff game. You probably won't get this present in the next few years, but it has to happen eventually.
Me: You guys can pick this out. I'd be happy with this.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
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I bought us all tickets to "Precious."
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